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the new paranormal activity looks pretty good

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i can’t believe this

officialnoot:

peerpressuremadethisblog:

officialnoot:

the new paranormal activity looks pretty good

Paranootmal Activity

i can’t believe this

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We go forward.

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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Harry Potter Character Asks

  • Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
  • Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
  • Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
  • Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
  • Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
  • George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
  • Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
  • Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
  • Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
  • Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
  • Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
  • Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
  • Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
  • Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
  • Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
  • Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
  • Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
  • Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
  • Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
  • Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
  • Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
  • Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
  • Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
  • Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
  • Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
  • Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
  • Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
  • Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
  • Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
  • Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
  • Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
  • Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
  • James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
  • Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
  • Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
  • Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
  • Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
  • Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
  • Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
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dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

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surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that